Second trip to ultrasound.

If I am already tired, how is this going to work? 

Watch your fingers when near my lady.  She hungry.

Jenny McCarthy vs. Whale Wars

To take some pressure off, I gave the baby a disclaimer.

Most of the time my brain just farts but this time it spewed.  Both are nasty.

We were having a fight over what to name the baby, but luckily my puppy had a great idea.

Playground?  Or Training Ground?

Just RUN, if you are ever asked this question.

What if my plane goes boom?  Who will raise my kid?  I better do it now via flip cam.